Looking for the Perfect Holiday Gift? Ebay has just what you need for this holiday season.

Nothing says I love you like a set of soft, furry, cuddly.....

Kangaroo Balls.  For only $39.99, you can buy this gift for your spouse, your boss, or even your child's teacher.  With the keychain attached, it is easy to play with the furry balls, even while driving.  Get your own balls out of your wife's purse and give her a set of her own.

Made out of vinyl, upholstery and fake fur, this next gift will match almost any outfit.

Described as a "sexy tote bag", this cool gift can be yours for only $45 and you'll now be one of the cool kids with your very own original tote bag.  We're sitting here thinking that this might just be a perfect gift for the grandma in your life who has everything.  She might use it as a potholder or a toilet paper holder, but it is the thought that counts.

If you don't like the first bag, this one is also available:

If you have a little one in your life who loves stuffed animals....

Well, aren't these just adorable?

So cute and so lifelike, your child will love to play with these soft little birdies for hours.  Oh, wait, they ARE real.  Described as "from farm raised, (captive bred) 'which' natural death."  Sure, five little ducklings, healthy as can be all died at the same time at the same time.  So this one isn't very funny, it's just kind of sick.

On a lighter note, here's an affordable gift.  We're thinking secret santa?

For only .99 cents, probably one of the best bargains on Ebay today.  We can't imagine how someone was creative enough to come up with the bright idea.  For the next time the power goes out and you can't find a flashlight.

Sorry, couldn't resist.  This seller has another gem for sale:

We can only imagine the conversations going on in their house.  "Honey, where are all my clothespins?", "I'm going to make us a mint, shhh".

For the one in your life that is always telling jokes, this gift could be just the one.

At a price of $7 and $4.95 for economy shipping, some fake traffic tickets will keep a practical joker busy for hours.  We think they would be better the payment address on the tickets could be personalized (why not make a few hundred bucks in the process?)

Breakfast cereal isn't just for breakfast anymore.  Meet Wilbur, the authentic Kellogg's cornflake.

With free express shipping, this official piece of Kellogg's cereal is available for $499.  You've read it right, only four hundred and ninety nine dollars.  A bargain for the Kellogg's cereal lover.  The seller has even named this "pig" Wilbur.  We're wondering how he ever came up with such a unique name for a pig. 

So, there you go.  Forget Oprah and all her favorite things list.  Here's our favorite gift giving ideas straight from the auctions at Ebay.  Happy Bidding!

Running Out of Christmas Gift Ideas?

With only a few more shopping days left until Christmas, you might find yourself running around town trying to find the right gifts for your loved ones. Look no further. The perfect gifts are available with the click of a button through Ebay. Here's a few gift ideas for your hard to please relatives.

Grandma is always wearing jewelry, right? Why not pick her out something that will match with her newest Christmas sweater and go with the green beetle brooch, available for only $25 bucks and includes free shipping.

Nothing says "I Love You Gram" like a dead, fossilized bug with a pin glued to its ass.


Next on our list is the all important teacher gift. Forget buying your child's teacher a silly, practical old gift card. Go for something unique and different like the "ghost" shell found off the coast of Cape Cod over the summer.

The seller points out that there is a hole on the top and the shell can be strung and worn like a necklace. Friends convinced him to sell the shell on Ebay because it was so interesting.

If you win the bid, total cost will be around 5 bucks and that includes expedited shipping just in time for Christmas.

Teachers love weird gifts and your child will stand out among their peers with such a thoughtful, nature inspired gift.

Not sure what to buy for your sister this year? Why not a beautiful pair of genuine moose poop earrings. Moose poop jewelry is very popular this year and this pair of earrings is on sale at a buy it now price of 10.99.

The buyer assures us that there is definitely no smell and that there is little else to do in Maine in the winter than collect moose poop and polyurethane it.

Love you, sis!

Along the same vein is another totally practical gift we found while perusing Ebay. Perfect for your boss is the "maybe it's a paperweight" solidified turtle poop. For only 16.99 plus shipping you can buy your boss a unique piece of poop that is in the shape of a poodle. How cool is that?

*Note to buyers: There is plenty of turtle poop to go around on Ebay for all those interested in buying someone a pice of poop for Christmas.

Still at a loss for what to buy your special someone?

Has your girlfriend hinted that she wants a "rock" to solidify your relationship? One seller on Ebay has just the solution for you, it's the heart shaped rock that is so beautiful and made of genuine, well, rock.

Weighing in at 12 ounces, and about four inches tall, this rock can be yours for only $15 at the buy it now price. With free shipping, this gift might just rock your girlfriend's world.

Christmas, it's the most wonderful time of the year, now get off of Facebook and head on over to Ebay to start shopping!