Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Friday, December 2, 2011
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Looking for the Perfect Holiday Gift? Ebay has just what you need for this holiday season.
Nothing says I love you like a set of soft, furry, cuddly.....
Kangaroo Balls. For only $39.99, you can buy this gift for your spouse, your boss, or even your child's teacher. With the keychain attached, it is easy to play with the furry balls, even while driving. Get your own balls out of your wife's purse and give her a set of her own.
Made out of vinyl, upholstery and fake fur, this next gift will match almost any outfit.
Described as a "sexy tote bag", this cool gift can be yours for only $45 and you'll now be one of the cool kids with your very own original tote bag. We're sitting here thinking that this might just be a perfect gift for the grandma in your life who has everything. She might use it as a potholder or a toilet paper holder, but it is the thought that counts.
If you don't like the first bag, this one is also available:
If you have a little one in your life who loves stuffed animals....
Well, aren't these just adorable?
So cute and so lifelike, your child will love to play with these soft little birdies for hours. Oh, wait, they ARE real. Described as "from farm raised, (captive bred) 'which' natural death." Sure, five little ducklings, healthy as can be all died at the same time at the same time. So this one isn't very funny, it's just kind of sick.
On a lighter note, here's an affordable gift. We're thinking secret santa?
For only .99 cents, probably one of the best bargains on Ebay today. We can't imagine how someone was creative enough to come up with the bright idea. For the next time the power goes out and you can't find a flashlight.
Sorry, couldn't resist. This seller has another gem for sale:
We can only imagine the conversations going on in their house. "Honey, where are all my clothespins?", "I'm going to make us a mint, shhh".
For the one in your life that is always telling jokes, this gift could be just the one.
At a price of $7 and $4.95 for economy shipping, some fake traffic tickets will keep a practical joker busy for hours. We think they would be better the payment address on the tickets could be personalized (why not make a few hundred bucks in the process?)
Breakfast cereal isn't just for breakfast anymore. Meet Wilbur, the authentic Kellogg's cornflake.
With free express shipping, this official piece of Kellogg's cereal is available for $499. You've read it right, only four hundred and ninety nine dollars. A bargain for the Kellogg's cereal lover. The seller has even named this "pig" Wilbur. We're wondering how he ever came up with such a unique name for a pig.
So, there you go. Forget Oprah and all her favorite things list. Here's our favorite gift giving ideas straight from the auctions at Ebay. Happy Bidding!
Made out of vinyl, upholstery and fake fur, this next gift will match almost any outfit.
If you don't like the first bag, this one is also available:
If you have a little one in your life who loves stuffed animals....
So cute and so lifelike, your child will love to play with these soft little birdies for hours. Oh, wait, they ARE real. Described as "from farm raised, (captive bred) 'which' natural death." Sure, five little ducklings, healthy as can be all died at the same time at the same time. So this one isn't very funny, it's just kind of sick.
On a lighter note, here's an affordable gift. We're thinking secret santa?
Sorry, couldn't resist. This seller has another gem for sale:
We can only imagine the conversations going on in their house. "Honey, where are all my clothespins?", "I'm going to make us a mint, shhh".
For the one in your life that is always telling jokes, this gift could be just the one.
Breakfast cereal isn't just for breakfast anymore. Meet Wilbur, the authentic Kellogg's cornflake.
With free express shipping, this official piece of Kellogg's cereal is available for $499. You've read it right, only four hundred and ninety nine dollars. A bargain for the Kellogg's cereal lover. The seller has even named this "pig" Wilbur. We're wondering how he ever came up with such a unique name for a pig.
So, there you go. Forget Oprah and all her favorite things list. Here's our favorite gift giving ideas straight from the auctions at Ebay. Happy Bidding!
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Friday, July 9, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Funny Picture: Happy Birthday America
A group of parade goers waits for the annual fourth of July parade in Pittsfield.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Humor: Funny but True Statements Found in Patient Charts
1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she
was very hot in bed last night.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8. The patient refused autopsy.
9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound
weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to
work her up.
15. She is numb from her toes down.
16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
17. The skin was moist and dry.
18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got
a divorce.
22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock
broker instead.
27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the
abdomen and I agree.
30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
was very hot in bed last night.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
7. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8. The patient refused autopsy.
9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound
weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to
work her up.
15. She is numb from her toes down.
16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
17. The skin was moist and dry.
18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got
a divorce.
22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock
broker instead.
27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the
abdomen and I agree.
30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
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